Deep In A Whale's Vagina

I liked the sightlines at PETCO Park very much (clearly I was in the nosebleeds; section 317, I think) though the actual layout of the park leaves a bit to be desired. It seems like it's impossible to get to the upper decks without negotiating an Escherian spider web of escalators and elevators and platforms that look out onto the... parking lot and train tracks and the Coronado Bridge. This is an annoyance to the casual fan which is compounded by the just-out-of-rehab-on-work-release staff members who seem to give nothing but convoluted, twitchy directions.

The location is QUITE convenient, though, as it seems that all roads lead to it (Full disclosure: I was staying at the Park Manor Suites which is on 6th). Of course, if San Diego fans would cheer for their own team (y'know... to give the park a hometown feel) rather than the visitors, then maybe the atmosphere would be different.