I CAN HAS ATE FWIENDS? ^_^
According to yesterday's math (December 15th's math -- the day of my portentous birth; to some a day to be scorned) I have eight friends. These are their portraits. If you see them on the street, congratulate them for their wise choice to not alienate me.
Matt brought me artworks in a similar vein to this series, for which I am grateful.
Melissa brought cookies of the homemade variety. They were (emphasis on the past tense. They are with God now) excellent and peanut butter with jelly dollops. I am grateful.
Chuck brought wine, which was a welcome arrival. He also took the time to swing by before band practice. I am grateful.
Gersh brought himself, which is important because we decided we'd known each other for seventeen (17) years. Go figure. I am grateful.
Ally brought Yuengling, which is important because it is nourishing and good for you. I am grateful.
Alex also brought Yuengling. Actually you could parse his arrival in several ways -- You could say that he brought the Yuengling while Ally (see above) brought HIM; You could say that he brought Ross (see below). I am grateful.
Ross arrived and watched Slapshot with us, which is important because it is the finest movie of All Time. I am grateful.
[#8 Removed at #8's request, 9/18/08]
Now, there were MANY others who were invited and did not appear. MANY others. Those... people... will be dealt with in my own time. Their remains will likely be posted here later.
My love to you all. I am now 28. I feel like shit.
Matt brought me artworks in a similar vein to this series, for which I am grateful.
Melissa brought cookies of the homemade variety. They were (emphasis on the past tense. They are with God now) excellent and peanut butter with jelly dollops. I am grateful.
Chuck brought wine, which was a welcome arrival. He also took the time to swing by before band practice. I am grateful.
Gersh brought himself, which is important because we decided we'd known each other for seventeen (17) years. Go figure. I am grateful.
Ally brought Yuengling, which is important because it is nourishing and good for you. I am grateful.
Alex also brought Yuengling. Actually you could parse his arrival in several ways -- You could say that he brought the Yuengling while Ally (see above) brought HIM; You could say that he brought Ross (see below). I am grateful.
Ross arrived and watched Slapshot with us, which is important because it is the finest movie of All Time. I am grateful.
[#8 Removed at #8's request, 9/18/08]
Now, there were MANY others who were invited and did not appear. MANY others. Those... people... will be dealt with in my own time. Their remains will likely be posted here later.
My love to you all. I am now 28. I feel like shit.
Labels: alex pareene, ally kearney, birthday, chuck meyer, friends, fun, gawker, gershom bazerman, hidden people, matthew hollister, melissa matsui, portrait, ross, slapshot, work
POSTED BY rgin AT 4:16 PM7 COMMENTS
7 Comments:
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happy b-day. these all came out great btw (lol but u already knew that)
You are completely correct about Slapshot, btw.
Hello, I apologize for sucking and staying home. My show plans punished me by making the 3rd band play for like 2 hours and be crap, just so you know.
furthermore ma, i paid for the yuengling so therefore i brought it. the great debate may end.
I didn't pay for anything! Was I even there?
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matt where the hell is the hat i mad you. looks alot better than the one on your head.
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