I Even Have a Column in Ebony Magazine Called "Musings"

I have often thought that if I were forced to get a tattoo I would get "LOVE" and "HATE" on the backs of my hands like Robert Mitchum in Night Of The Hunter. This would be film-wonky and would also disqualify me from ever working in an office again. While in the shower it occurred to me that I, as a pragmatic person, would be better served with a series of helpful measures tattooed, crib sheet-style to the inside of my wrist. Useful things like hand span, foot length, average stride, arm span, etc. Wouldn't that be helpful?