The Audio Department Confounds Project Runway Viewers In General

Did anyone besides Ally see my back (ass) in last night's recap episode of Project Runway? There seems to be some discussion that you might be able to see me molesting Jillian or Kit or some such in the background. A telltale sign would be a 6'2" tall half-asian with a black harness swaddled around his rippling body; lean with sinewy muscle and tense with strain from labor. There should also be a California Flag patch sewn on the harness between his shoulder blades which appears to wave in the breeze as he dances through the motions of his profession with the precise grace of a jungle leopard stalking his prey.

Audio Department Confounds Nation With Its Sexuality

From the comments for The Onion's TV Club breakdown of Project Runway's 11th episode,

RE: I'm going to marry Jillian
by Clownfucks

And she's going to wear overalls and do my laundry.
10:04 PM Wed February 13, 2008


RE: I'm going to marry Jillian
by Me too

as long as I occasionally get to come over for some hankey-pankey.

Umm, that garter thing she was wearing when she was jumping with excitement? HOT! (Fierce)
10:13 PM Wed February 13, 2008

RE: I'm going to marry Jillian
by idiot wind

Jillian's little garter-thing (at first I thought it was a gun holster under her dress, like in the movies) was indeed extraordinarily sexy, but then I realized it was probably just one of those microphone-thingies to hear what she was saying.
11:15 PM Wed February 13, 2008

RE: I'm going to marry Jillian
by dove

I'm going to continue thinking it was a gun holster. because jillian just seems like the type.
6:01 AM Thurs February 14, 2008

Bondange is so hot right now.